What makes a guy perfect in bed

Most men enjoy sex from the first time and with no
fails ever. Of course, there might be ups and downs,
but it’s hard for them to believe that for women it’s
different.
And the fact is that getting into bed with a man most
women are usually ready to at least one of these three
scenarios:
- The experience will be pretty bad or short;
- She will not finish;
- She will feel self-conscious.
Finding out about it most men feel sort of bad, and
not only personally, but also as a collective
representation of all guys that have been doing
something wrong seems like forever. If they knew
better, they would probably do it. So let’s see what
women think about the ways of making it better on
the male side.
100 women, ages 19 to 50, were surveyed to get the
representative information about what makes a man
great in bed. The women were given a list of 15
actions that men can do and asked to rank all of them.
At the end they were asked to add some other actions
that may have not been included into the survey.
Here are the results. So men, please note it and
remember it!
1. Engage in foreplay
Almost 86% of women say that foreplay is really
important while many men prefer to just skip this
step. Making out, licking woman’s boobs, fingering –
that is a good beginning that can lead to a great result.
Use your imagination and try different body parts. Go
for the neck, fingers or forehead.
90% of women say that it’s somehow important or
very important for them. Do you really want to keep
skipping it?
2. Stay in good physical shape
For 90% of women it is important that you have
enough energy to keep up for a long time and not get
tired too easily in bed. It’s not about multiple rounds
as those are essential for only 33%.
Good physical shape doesn’t mean huge muscles and a
six-pack. It’s just about your ability not to make a
water break every five minutes. Getting tired is not
sexy, especially if it happens in five minutes after the
beginning.
Being in good shape you don’t have to worry about
finishing too soon. For some women it is important
that you can withhold your orgasm, but for others it’s
okay if you finish in two minutes but can continue
hooking up.
3. Go down on a lady
Generally, men go down on women rarely, and that’s
frustrating. You men just don’t do it for some reason.
And 82% of women say it is somewhat or very
important for them. If you are not sure, just see what
happens if you head down south. She might stop you,
but according to results of the survey, it isn’t likely.
4.Roughhouse her lightly
Feel free being a little rough sometimes. 75% of
women agree that this is important. So if you crave
for some mild-slapping, hair-pulling or something of
this sort, go for it. But remember about word “lightly”
here. Never leave bruises, please!
5. Take control and spice things up
Most women (96%) say that it’s important that man
dominates and takes control in bed. For many of them
(86%) it is also important that you choose positions
that are not missionary. That is probably good news
for you, so keep it in mind and don’t forget.
You can vary not only positions, but also tempo and
rhythm. It’s not fun to be jackhammered through all
the act. Try to add some variations.
6. PG-level dirty talk
Be careful here. More than half women say that it’s
not important that you say something like “fu*k your
wet pussy” or something like that, PG-level things like
“you’re so hot” work fine for about 74% of ladies. Try
that and see how it works. Maybe you’ll need
something stronger for your women after all, who
knows.
7. Make woman to have an orgasm
That is pretty obvious, right? 73% of women say that
it’s not just somewhat important, but very important.
Don’t forget about it!
8. But stop trying if an orgasm is definitely not going
to happen
Even if you do everything right, an orgasm might just
not happen. It’s not because you are loser, it’s because
vaginas are fickle and it’s not as easy to work with
them as with dicks.
You should realize that it is somewhat or very
important for most women (89% according to the
survey) that you know when to stop trying if it’s not
going to happen. The problem is that if you try too
hard, it can be too sensitive and hurt. Even though
most women really appreciate the effort, sometimes
it’s better to just stop in time.
9. Cuddle after sex
It’s a cliché, but true. Many women say it is important
for them. However, one woman also mentioned that it
is important to leave a lady alone when the cuddling is
over. It’s all about balance, but you’ll get it if you
want.
10. Listen to feedback
It can be verbal or non-verbal, but 84% of women say
that it’s important that you to adjust your actions
according to the feedback. Being open to feedback was
even mentioned in the end of the survey several
times, which shows the level of importance.
Some guys take feedback as an insult, and this is so
wrong. Listen to woman who tries to explain you what
is that she really wants. It will make your life easier
and your woman happier!
And that can bring you something you’ve been
wanting for a while. Like that blowjob, that is already
on the way while you are doing something from this
list.

5 ways to have sex without condom

5 Ways To Have Sex Without A
Condom

Like me, I’m sure some of you guys are asking
“what the fuck is a condom?”
I’ve done some research (mainly through Google
so it may not be entirely accurate) and I’ve found
out that “condoms” are something you put on
your dick when you want to have sex with a girl
because it’s safer.
Well, how about that? You learn something new
every day.
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All jokes aside, I like to have sex without
condoms. The past 12 girls I’ve had sex with have
all been without a condom, and I’m STD and
baby-free. Someone I know has never used a
condom and has had sex with over 50 girls. He’s
also STD and baby-free. (stay safe having sex and
get the same feeling with these Ultra Slim
condoms )
The media likes to scare people about the issue
of having “safer sex”, and girls tend to get more
scared about these sorts of things. Well, I say
“scared”, but once they’re in the right mood then
their defences and cares dissipate pretty quickly.
I’ve picked up girls in bars and gone home
straight after to have sex with them without the
use of a condom. I’ve met girls online and had sex
with them without a condom, and I’ve had some
“flings” with girls all without using a condom. One
thing I’ve noticed is that they’ll all mention using
one at first, but it’s pretty easy to get them to
agree to not using one.
I have problems with condoms. I struggle getting
them on and require a special size (extra small, of
course) to get them to fit otherwise they’re too
tight and don’t roll down. This kills the mood,
kills my boner, and has resulted in me not having
sex because I wasn’t confident enough to push
the idea of not using one.
Here’s a quick list on how to get your end away
without having to use a condom:
1) Simply don’t have a condom
That’s right, just don’t buy any. Don’t have any
reserves and don’t have a special one tucked
away somewhere “just in case”.
Sometimes you can be in bed with a girl and
you’ll try to have sex without one, but she knows
you have a stash. She’ll want to use one because
her “anti slut defence” and “hamster” will kick in
so as not to appear as that kind of girl.
When things get heated and she asks if you have
any condoms, say “no”. Frustrate her enough from
then on by getting her to crave your dick so much
so that she doesn’t care about using one in the
end. This is my favourite and most trusted
technique. Job done.
2) Convince her to get the morning after pill
I don’t want to have a baby, but I want to have
lots of sex without worrying about condoms.
Despite contrary stories on the internet, I haven’t
actually come across any girls that are looking to
trap me (yet), but my concerns are strong and I’m
very careful not to risk anything.
When a girl gets sexually frustrated and really
wants you to fuck her, all you have to do is
provide her with an excuse to do it. Living down
the road from a pharmacy has helped me
massively, because I could convince the girl to
get the morning after pill “to be sure” the next
day.
Convincing her is easy, especially if she knows
you don’t have any condoms. If you’ve had sex
with her a couple of times in the night with a
condom however, and want to switch to not using
one, the “we can get the morning after pill
tomorrow to be sure” line works a treat.
The next day, march her down to the pharmacy
yourself or demand you get a picture of the pill off
of her.
Note: For extra effectiveness, add “I’ll help pay
towards it” too, even if you won’t.
3) Flip the script
If you’re a super confident guy like I am, girls will
automatically think you’re having lots of sex with
lots of girls. They therefore then starting working
themselves up into a panic that you may have
STDs and will refuse to have sex without a
condom with you because of this.
The best way to deal with this is to pre-empt it
as if SHE is the one to be concerned about.
I’ll suggest the idea of not using a condom and
then ask “but are you clean?” and begin to quiz
her about her sexual health. “When was the last
time you had an STD check?”, “what were the
results?”, and “have you had a check since the
last time you had sex?”. I’ll make it seem like a
real concern for me.
She’ll get into a defensive mode. Of course she’s
clean! She always gets checked! She doesn’t
normally have sex without a condom! She hasn’t
had sex in a while so there’s been no need to
have a check since her last one! Are you clean?!
I give her a look as if to say “stupid question”
given my concern before. There. Job done. She
suspects you’re clean and you’re good to go.
You’ve given her a valid reason to go for it which
is exactly what she needed to hear, even if she
has her suspicions. Telling her this way will make
your story more believable. She just needs a
reason to say yes.
Note: For extra effectiveness, tell her the date of
your last STD check and how you got your results,
even if you never had a check.
4) Just stick it in
Probably the most effective method is to just stick
it in.
I’ve had a few girls where I’ve just stuck my dick
in them and dealt with with her concerns
afterwards. Most girls are too horny to worry
about it but if you play it cool and don’t make a
big issue out of it, you can just stick it in without
complaint.
One girl stands out in my mind. She said we
weren’t going to have sex, but we were naked and
she was visibly frustrated. I was teasing her with
my dick by rubbing the tip up and down her
pussy and after a while I whispered to her “shall I
just put it in?”. She closed her eyes and didn’t say
anything, so I just stuck it in. No complaints
whatsoever.
Some girls DO NOT WANT TO SAY YES VERBALLY,
but you will know when they’re cool with it. It’ll
also keep their reputations intact because they
don’t want to come across as “that type of girl”.
When she tells her mates about her encounter
with you, she can blame you for doing it then
because she didn’t verbally say you could. She’ll
avoid embarrassment for telling you to do it, her
mates will call you an asshole, and she’ll be more
attracted to you as a result. Win, win.
5) Find a girl already using birth control
Of all the ways to get a girl to have sex with you
without a condom, the best way is to find those
special girls that are on the pill or who have an
implant.
There’s no way of finding these girls by just
looking at them. It’s pot luck.
If a girl is on the pill, she’s got absolutely no
intention of having sex with a condom. It’s why
she got on the pill in the first place. You may
have to use method number 3 just to tip her over
the edge, but these girls are good to go straight
from the off with their ready made excuse.
Note: For the most effective way to find these
girls, buy a sniffer dog to smell for any traces of
blood between a girl’s legs.

5 ways to see is time to get married

#5. You Don't Have to Impress Each Other
Photos.com If you try to pet 49 stray cats, and all of them embed
their claws in your forearm, you're going to assume
that the 50th will, too. Even if it's purring and rubbing
all over your ankles, you bury your hands in your
pockets and punt that fucker like the winning field
goal at the Super Bowl.
Since most of us don't find our "true love" on the first
shot, we're cursed to endure attempt after attempt at
connecting with people who we normally wouldn't
allow into the trunk of our car, let alone our personal,
emotional space. After a while, we learn that dating
equals pain ... and I can't speak for women, but guys
tend to emotionally shut down to avoid that pain. They
build a phony version of themselves to send on dates
on their behalf, learning to fake their way through
simple smalltalk in hopes of constructing a panties rug
at the foot of their bed.
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Works every time, baby.
The problem is that if you wall yourself off from every
single person you meet, the chances of skipping right
past the one who is actually compatible with you are
near 100 percent.
Every woman I dated since my divorce several years
ago felt the cold, dead disconnection behind my witty
banter. Everything was just an act. Women were
allowed on the porch, but if they wanted to see the
living room, they had to look through the windows.
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What? Don't judge me, man.
Try This:
There are several ways to do this, but the result has to
be the same: it's you getting to a point where you can
share the worst parts of yourself and not judge the
other person when they do the same . This is why
meeting on the Internet works so well for some people
-- they actually find it easier to be open and honest
with a faceless person. For other people, they try
dating somebody they've already become friends with
-- they were at the party where you accidentally
pooped yourself in high school, there's no need to
pretend you're suave. Or, maybe you just date
somebody long enough that those barriers all fall down
one by one, against your will.
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I'll still never live down the time she saw me without my
shirt on.
In my particular case, three years ago I met a woman
named Shaniqua Childpuncher (who for privacy's sake
we'll call "Emily"), but not in a dating situation. We
were just two people who made dick jokes with each
other online, with no real plans for hooking up or
even flirting for that matter. Since we didn't have any
of that stuff at stake, we didn't have to worry about
censoring ourselves or using the "date voice." We
could be open in the way that friends are when
sharing crude jokes -- baring disfiguring emotional
scars and everything else. No subject is off limits in a
conversation like that; the old addictions, horrifying
relationships, the vices and embarrassing childhood
photos (her pics came complete with boyband posters
on her bedroom walls, mine were from the time I was
in an actual boy band). It progressed from there.
We've lived together for over two years now, and not
once have either of us considered that this might not
be the right thing.
Obviously my exact process doesn't work for
everybody -- I don't doubt that there are dudes who
meet girls at night clubs and/or costume orgies who,
over time, bring down those barriers and actually get
honest with the person they're sexing down, instead
of vice versa. The point is that you have to get past the
stage where the relationship depends entirely on how
well you're hiding your flaws from each other.
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"No, there's nothing wrong with my nose, why do you
ask?"
Of course that involves a certain amount of trust,
which means ...
#4. You Have Learned How to Trust
Photos.com I can't tell you how many friends I've seen fly into
jealous fits because their wife had gone out shopping
45 minutes ago, and it normally only takes her 43
minutes. They just know she's out fucking someone
else. Even after she returns with a car full of groceries
and a timestamped receipt, they can just smell the
extra dicks on her.
I used to be like that. My ex used to work as a
bartender at a shitty pub. Before heading out, she'd
put on makeup ... which she never did when she was
off. I'd look down at her low-cut top, and I was
absolutely certain that before the end of the night,
she'd be nailing some dude right there on top of the
bar. Some nights, I'd make her change outfits.
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"No, you're not going out wearing fruit again. Go
change."
It used to cause major arguments because my reaction
was directly telling her, "I don't trust you." And I
didn't. Even when I knew that the difference between
$20 and $120 in tips was showing a little extra cleavage
and that it was part of the job, in the same way that
this job involves me talking a certain amount about
my dick.
Try This:
You're not born with the ability to trust -- as a
newborn baby, you screamed your head off the
moment Mom left the room, for fear you'd been
abandoned. Trust is learned. I never had a reason to
trust someone in my younger years, so my default
position was to assume the worst. She's working late?
Yeah, working some dude's dick ! Going out to eat with
friends? More like going out to eat with multiple dicks
slapping her boobs! The other person's actual track
record had nothing to do with it.
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"I have to go. No, I'm not fucking dudes in front of the
kids."
It wasn't until I met Emily that I really felt secure, and
it goes back to that openness that I talked about
earlier. When someone bares as much dirty laundry as
we both have, you don't really feel that they have any
room to hide anything. If she's shared this much of
herself with me, she couldn't hide something even if
she wanted to. So if she told me that she was going to
take a few days to go to an undisclosed location for an
unexplained reason, I'd be totally fine with it. She's
earned the trust, and this time I'm man enough to
give it.
And don't storm into the comments telling a story
about how this one time your mistrust paid off ("She
told me she had to be on the road 10 months out of
the year as a door-to-door cock inspector, but I
suspected she was really having an affair and I WAS
RIGHT!"). I'm saying that if the mistrust is there, the
relationship is fucked either way. Either they're not
trustworthy, or you're not secure enough to let your
guard down even if they are.
#3. You Become Friends (at Some Point)
Photos.com When I was younger, I used to think it was impossible
to be friends with someone you're dating. The
friendship would kill the romance, right? Since
friendship is about doing boring shit together, and
romance is about fucking on the hood of a Trans-Am
while Def Leppard is playing on the radio?
But in my later years I've realized that every
successful relationship has this point at their core: If
you take out the romantic connection, those two
people would still hang out like nothing had changed.
Well, besides all the dirty, filthy fucking.
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"Just checking you for body lice, buddy."
I was never friends in past relationships because I put
the "butterflies in my stomach" feeling first, and the
possibility of touching boobs second. I don't really
remember a third priority on that list. When I hung
around women, I'd say what I thought they wanted me
to say. If they weren't into my hobbies, I'd never
mention them. I modified my warped sense of humor
around them to be whatever watered down version I
thought they'd find acceptable. At every level,
everything about our connection was contrived.
Try This:
You can't make a relationship work unless you actually
enjoy each other's non-sex company . If that sounds like
rock-stupid obvious advice, then you don't realize
what a massive number of married couples didn't
follow it before shopping for rings.
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"I hate you so much it actually gives me an erection."
And please, please note that when I talk about
enjoying the girl's company, I am not referring to that
breathless worship where you think she's a magical
goddess, where you feel the gut butterflies every time
she walks past and you go aaaawwwww every time
she farts. Pop songs have taught you this is what it's
all about ( "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" ? Fuck
you, Sting, your songs are full of bad relationship
advice). If you're still in "Every Little Thing She Does
is Magic" mode, you don't even fucking know this
person. You're still treating them the way you would
treat a celebrity, projecting onto the real person a
fantasy that lives in your head. Anyone who says
they're still feeling the butterflies after fifty years of
marriage needs to see a cardiologist because there's
some serious medical shit that needs fixed right
goddamn now.
I don't want to make it sound like you have to be
friends first and then start boning from there -- this
leads to a lot of awful friendships where the girl thinks
she has a good male buddy and the guy thinks he's
inching her closer to his boner. That friendship is
never genuine because they both have very different
ideas about what's going on.
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And neither of those ideas end with an orgasm that isn't
self-inflicted.
But it works for some people and it did work for me. I
was friends with Emily first and not only did I
regularly unleash every retarded joke about balls that
popped into my head, but our entire friendship was
based around it. For instance, one of my most
passionate creative pursuits in life is playing sports
video games and thinking up profane names for the
players. She joined me in spending hours in front of
the character editor in NBA 2K , creating Point Guard
"Hunchfuck Clusterbutt" and Center "Browncock
Shitdents," laughing until we couldn't breathe. She
made me sit down and watch the entire run of
Battlestar Galactica (and I'm a guy who previously
went most of a decade without watching TV ). We liked
hanging out, is what I'm saying.
And that thing people get in their heads, that
friendship and relationships are opposite things, it's
hard to explain but it's a different flavor of friendship,
one where sex can break out at any time. Maybe we
need a new word for it (and something less clinical
sounding than "compatibility"). But no matter what
you call it, that connection is the core of the
relationship. Not the sex, not romance. And it's not
just the ability to tolerate each other in between the
fun stuff.

How to make a woman orgasm

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Men top 10 type of women you should never marry

WARNING: 10 Types Of Women You
Should Never Marry
While we can all agree that nobody is perfect, there
are actually a few things that would adversely affect
a relationship if a man chooses to partner with a
woman with some not-so-great attributes.
Naij.com presents you with the 10 kinds of woman a
man should think twice about making a wife.
1. The Bitter Woman: You know that woman that
always seems to be angry at the menfolk all the
time? Perhaps she has had her heart broken one too
many times, but this woman is always bashing on
men and talking about how they are no-good or
useless. A man might not want to settle down with
someone so bitter as it is guaranteed that when the
opportunity arises, she would hurl hurtful insults and
intense, hateful words his way due to all her
unresolved anger.
2. The Selfish Woman : If you want a happy home and
a partner that wants your happiness as well as hers,
then you should steer clear of the selfish woman. A
woman who is determined to make sure she always
comes first would not be able to build a cheerful and
loving home with you.

3. The Materialistic Woman : A woman obsessed with
material things would certainly not make the best
wife. If all she cares about are material possession
over family, faith and spiritual fulfillment, then she
will not make the best partner.
4. The Flirty Woman: Are you attracted to that woman
that always seems to flirt with one person or
another? She flirts like a butterfly from one man to
another and makes all men feel like she is interested
in them. Well, beware, because a habit like that might
be hard to break after marriage and you would not
want to start hearing that your wife has had flirty
conversations with all the men in the
neighbourhood.
5. The Party Freak : She is invited to every party and
attends them all. She is always dressed in the most
flashy clothes and is the ultimate party girl. She lives
for the next big gathering and cannot say no to an
invitation. Such woman might not be the type to
settle down in a marriage.
READ ALSO: Must Read: 10 Guys You Should Never
Marry
6. The Spoilt-Brat : A woman who grew up having
everything handed to her and has never had the
experience of actually working for something is
unlikely to make the best wife. No matter how much
you might be willing to provide her with the kind of
lifestyle she grew up with, remember, marriage
comes with kids and kids require sacrifice. If she has
never had to work or make sacrifices for anything in
her life, it is unlikely that she would start now.
7. The Attention Seeker: While some women naturally
like attention, when it becomes an obsession, then it
is not a good idea. A good husband makes sure he
has time for his wife, but this cannot happen
100percent of the time so a good wife should
understand that.
8. The Gossip : Does she always seem to never mind
her own business? Is she always focused on what
someone else is doing or how someone else is living
their life? Then you do not need this kind of woman
as a wife. A man needs someone that would build a
home with him and this requires some focus on her
own plans and her own life. If she is too busy
minding someone else’s business, then you are
fighting a losing battle.
READ ALSO: The War Between Wives And Their
Mother-In-Laws
9. The Commitment-Phobe : A woman who finds it
difficult to commit to anything (school, jobs, family,
friendship, etc) would also not be able to commit to
a marriage. If she seems to lose interest in
everything quickly and is always looking for the next
thing to jump into, then you would have a hard time
keeping her focused in her marriage.
10. The Disrespectful Woman : If she seems to always
be disrespectful and rude (even if it is to people she
considers beneath her standards) then you need to
think twice about marrying her. Respect for a fellow
human being is a very important attribute in who we
choose to spend the rest of our lives with so it is
definitely not something that should be taken lightly

Men don't have sex in this situation

Sex can be dangerous, if you do it like this!

Is sex always good? There are times when you
should stay away from it, and every man should
know the reasons not to get busy! This list may
surprise you.
List of 4 reasons why not to have sex:
Besides the obvious thing – not being the husband of
the lady you plan to enjoy, there are other reasons to
keep away from intimacy. Here they are.
1. At your bachelor’s party
You are a groom and your friends bring in some girls
to have fun at your last bachelor’s night out. It’s the
worst possible idea to get busy with a stripper or some
strange girl. You have picked that woman to be your
wife for a reason. Keep it in mind, when other ladies
offer fun to you. You do not want to start your
married life with cheating. What you sow, you will
reap!
2. Alcohol
Either you or she or both of you are drunk. How
much is too much? 3 to 5 drinks can make you less
wise in your decisions and less cautious. Consuming
alcohol, you become more open for risky things, such
as unprotected sex. And you put yourself and the
other person in danger of getting SDTs (HIV and other
love bugs) or impregnating the woman.
Such a situation is highly undesirable. So, if you drink
too much, make a rule to abstain from sex with a new
girlfriend.
3. At her parents’ house
That’s not the best location for the love games. They
may return home unexpectedly. Or if they are home,
they may enter her room any time and catch you at it.
It’s a very embarrassing situation.
4. When you wish to marry her
She is a virgin, and you have made up your mind to
marry her. But you want her so and think: what if we
do it now? Why wait for the wedding night? Stop! You
are going to ruin it all. Waiting does not kill anyone.
Just set the date and you won’t regret it. As waiting
double the pleasure on the first night!
These reasons should stop you and make you think.
Sex is not always a good idea, and it can be dangerous
and has the power to ruin your life when done at the
wrong time and with the wrong person.

Sex is good for old women but bad for old men

Sex makes healthy senior women, but is
bad for men!

Is sex always good at any age? Men are often
worried about their sexual performance and its
change as they grow old. And no wonder they do
here is what the scientists have discovered getting
busy in your 50s.
Discovery #1:
Sex makes senior women healthier! Ladies who enjoy
frequent intimacy with their mates keep their hearts
healthy and lessen the risks of strokes. So, they can
enjoy it with no limits as to the amount and duration
of sexual intercourse.
Discovery #2:
Sex may kill senior men! It was a bit unexpected piece
of news. Guys who get busy often in their 50s run
increased risks of heart attack and various problems
with the cardio vascular system.
Why does it happen? Generally, sex in the young age
keeps males healthy. However, getting older their
performance becomes weaker, and many men use
drugs to boost it. These are not safe for your heart.
One of their side effects is an increased risk of having
a heart attack.
Another reason is this: men get overstrained during
sex. They become anxious about their performance
and try too hard. That’s what kills them.
So, ladies, enjoy yourself and gentlemen, stop
worrying, relax and enjoy shorter and less instance
pleasures.