Ladies do these things in bed and laugh
hard over them
Our bodies can do many funny sounds and things,
especially when we get busy. This list of stuff is
hilarious, and you may have done some of them in
bed. Laugh away.
You fart during intercourse
That’s a pretty sensitive topic! However, since the
private parts are located close to the butt and
absolute pressure is caused by the penis on your
intestines, you may fart. Men do that too, but women
do it more often due to their physiology. When you are
with the partner for a long time, it’s ok. Both of you
may not even notice it or have a hearty laugh over it.
But what if you are with someone for the first time?
You kick the guy…
…on his balls. That happens a lot. When the girl feels
right or is a bit clumsy, she may accidentally kick
him. How do you know you just did it? Well, the poor
fellow folds in half and tries not to scream or curse.
You pee on him
Penis rubs against your urethra, and it may evoke the
desire to pee. Some girls can’t control it, and things
happen.
You break his penis
Penile fracture is not a very common injury, but it
happens. Especially if you two use the cowgirl
position. The girl on the top is the most dangerous
position for sex. It hurts a lot and the situation is
embarrassing, but it is also funny.
Surely there are more situations that make people
laugh over the unlucky lovers, but those sound a bit
dirty. So, let’s just leave them out!
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Sunday, 4 September 2016
Things that happen to women during sex
Saturday, 3 September 2016
Check out this male gay guy in Nigeria
Man lives open gay life in Nigeria
One Idris Okuneye is defying odds in Nigeria by living
his gay life in the open despite the country’s general
intolerance for homosexuals.
Nicknamed ‘Nigeria’s Male Barbie,’ Idris parades his
lifestyle freely and confidently on social media and is
proud to admit his affairs with men.
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He claims his lifestyle is normally sponsored by men
he dates and shows off gifts he is given.
Aside that, Bobrisky, as he is popularly known is said
to be a bleaching expert. His fair complexion is not
natural based on ‘before and after’ pictures that
emerged following his popularity.
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He has in the past advertised and endorsed bleaching
products in several social media posts.
He also wears heavy makeup and wears artificial nails
to compliment his look.
who met Facebook founder, Mark
Bobrisky celebrated his birthday on the 31 st of August
2016 with a big birthday bash, sponsored by his ‘bae’,
at Escape Nightclub, Lagos.
Check out his birthday look.
Boy get his hands chopped of in Kenya
Boy hands are chopped off in suspected
thievery
A teenage boy has his hands caught of and almost lost
his life too at the hands of four men who accused him
of stealing a medicinal plant.
Nairobi news reports that the 17-year-old boy, who
hails from Mporoko village in Kenya was attacked by
three men in the same village saying the boy has
stolen ‘miraa’ (medicinal flowering plant).
to death after she leaves him (Graphic photos)
He sustained a deep cut on his head while both hands
were chopped off at the wrist during the attack and is
currently recuperating at Meru Teaching and Referral
Hospital, Kenya.
Speaking to Nairobi News from his hospital bed, the
victim said he identified the assailants who included
two young men, their father and grandfather.
“I was walking home on a path next to their farm when
one of the men called me. Because I knew them, I
went where they were. They started accusing me of
being a miraa thief. While I was defending myself, one
of them jumped and cut me on the head,” he narrated.
He went on to add that the father of the two men tied
my hands and placed them on a post and the others
chopped off his hands.
The attackers stripped the boy naked and left him for
dead in the middle of the nearby road. They knew the
boy would not be able to go home since it is a taboo
in the village for a circumcised man to walk naked.
“I hid myself in the bush until around 12am when I
walked home. I reached home at around 2am,” the
miracle survivor said.
The victim’s lawyer Kirimi Mbogo said three suspects
identified as Kirema M’Itirikia, M’Itirikia Itirikia and
Stanley Kibundu are in police custody while others are
being sought by police.
He has pledged to get justice for the underage victim
of the senseless act.
Friday, 2 September 2016
How much sex is enough
Scientists know for sure how much sex is
enough
Men and women struggle with the question: how much
sex is too much or too little? What is enough and
what is normal? Let’s get some clear answered based
on your age.
Age is the key component to taking into the account
when considering physical intimacy and its frequency.
So, how much sex is enough?
Kinsey Institute’s scientists have conducted a study
and broken down people into the age groups. What
they found out is amazing. Those ranging from 18 to
29 years of age in average should have 112 times per
year. Roughly this is once in three days.
People in their 30ss (30-39) in average have sex 86
times per year, which is once in 4 days. People in
their 40ss get busy only 69 times per year in average.
13 percents of all the married couples have sex only
several times per year. 45 percent get it several times
per months. Only 34 percent of all the couples have
sex 2-3 times per week, and just 7 percent get busy
more than 4 times a week.
These numbers are surprisingly low. It turns out that
all that sex talk and obsession have not impacted the
reality. What happens and why people enjoy intimacy
so rarely?
Well, in many cases men feel like women do not care.
Ladies may be breastfeeding, having postpartum
depression. They get pregnant and carry babies. Or
they get overloaded with the housework, kids,
careers, etc.
Women feel that men become less responsive to them
in bed. Couples get used to each other and being so
busy with things they rarely find time to sit down and
just talk. When there is no closeness of spirit and
heart, sex is doomed to die out.
At this, most people think it’s great to have sex at
least several times a week or at least once a week.
And the good news is that you can do things to
change that. Make your marriage a priority. Invest your
time and energy into your relationship and your
passion can rekindle.
137 including 3 women put to death sentence in ghana
137 prisoners including 3 women under
death row in Ghana
Director of Amnesty International Ghana, Lawrence
Amesu, has revealed that close to 137 prisoners
including three women are currently under death
row awaiting execution.
Speaking during the launch of Advocacy Toolkit for
Abolition of Death Penalty in West
Africa, Lawrence Amesu says his outfit was pressing
hard to push for the abolition of the death penalty in
Ghana.
In 2015, President Mahama commuted 14 death
sentences to life imprisonment.
President Mahama with Ghana’s most wanted criminal,
Atta Ayi
7 things men appreciate most in women
What do men want in a woman? It may seem like a
loaded question, but really the answer is quite simple.
While every guy has his own preferences when it
comes to the physical appearance, there are several
fundamental qualities that all men crave in a woman.
These 7 are the most basic.
1. Independence
Men are natural providers; they always want to give,
they want to take care of their woman’s needs and
they want to make her happy. But they also appreciate
a hardworking woman who likes to fend for herself.
What men don’t like is for independent women to
boss them around or tell them what to do.
2. Respect
It goes without saying that an ideal woman is one
who respects herself. She also genuinely respects her
man. Respecting him entails putting what’s best for
him above what you want.
3. Maturity
The relationship is going to be faced with certain
challenges and hurdles and men are always interested
in knowing how women handle their problems. Will he
have to run to your aid every time you face challenges
or can he rest assured that his woman can handle it?
4. Good sense of humour
A woman with a good sense of humour can get it any
day. Conversations make up the most part of
relationships and finding the humour in everyday life
makes it more enjoyable and men love it! Just
knowing that they will be hardly bored settles it for
them.
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5. Confidence
There is nothing sexier or more appealing to a man
than a woman who is thoroughly confident within
herself and truly loves her life. Period. When a man
sees how much you love yourself, it send out an
indication to him on how much he has to love you
too.
6. Appreciativeness
In relationships, women mostly want to feel loved and
understood. What men want most is to be appreciated
and respected. Rather than focusing on what your
man isn’t doing, try to hone in on the good things
he is doing.
7. Attractiveness
There is always a unique sort of attractiveness men
look for in women. It could be the way she talks, how
she chews on her pen when nervous or even how she
answers the phone. A women should try to preserve
the attractiveness the man finds in her.
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Thursday, 1 September 2016
Man with no face
That’s how the man with no face looks
like one year after full face transplant
Patrick Hardison, the so-called man with no face, got
serious burns in 2001 while being on duty and trying
to save a woman from a burning trailer. After the
incident, the firefighter almost lost his eyesight, and
his face turned into a plain, pale mask. Over the past
14 years, he underwent 71 surgeries in order to
remove or hide the injuries caused by fire, but none
was a success.
All these years, Patrick lived with a disfigured face,
with all the consequences that come with it. It is hard
to imagine what he went through. Finally, in 2015, he
got face transplant using tissues of a young man who
died in a motorcycle crash. The mother of the dead
guy agreed to the transplant, and his face parameters
fitted perfectly. However, it took them a year to shape
Patrick’s new look, but eventually, the man managed
to return to a normal life.
That’s how Patrick looked before transplant
And this is his new face
That’s what Patrick says: “This operation returned me
my life. A few days ago, me and my family went at
Disneyland, and I swam in the pool with my children.
And I hadn’t done it for 15 years! Now I feel like a
normal person with a family. I can take my children to
school!”
This is the first time in the history of medicine, when
the man ‘s got so much facial tissue transplanted,
although partial transplants are carried out on a
regular basis.
Now, Patrick plans to help other firefighters injured
while trying to save people. Once, he was desperate to
have a new face, but now that the operation was
successful, he’s finally back to normal life and even
can restore his driver’s license. His car is what he
truly missed.