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Sunday, 4 September 2016

Things that happen to women during sex


Ladies do these things in bed and laugh
hard over them
Our bodies can do many funny sounds and things,
especially when we get busy. This list of stuff is
hilarious, and you may have done some of them in
bed. Laugh away.
You fart during intercourse
That’s a pretty sensitive topic! However, since the
private parts are located close to the butt and
absolute pressure is caused by the penis on your
intestines, you may fart. Men do that too, but women
do it more often due to their physiology. When you are
with the partner for a long time, it’s ok. Both of you
may not even notice it or have a hearty laugh over it.
But what if you are with someone for the first time?
You kick the guy…
…on his balls. That happens a lot. When the girl feels
right or is a bit clumsy, she may accidentally kick
him. How do you know you just did it? Well, the poor
fellow folds in half and tries not to scream or curse.
You pee on him
Penis rubs against your urethra, and it may evoke the
desire to pee. Some girls can’t control it, and things
happen.
You break his penis
Penile fracture is not a very common injury, but it
happens. Especially if you two use the cowgirl
position. The girl on the top is the most dangerous
position for sex. It hurts a lot and the situation is
embarrassing, but it is also funny.
Surely there are more situations that make people
laugh over the unlucky lovers, but those sound a bit
dirty. So, let’s just leave them out!

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